I’m fifteen minutes and thirty seconds into Jumanji (1995, with Kirsten Dunst as a little girl in it and Robin Williams as a hyperactively awesome adult) and someone mentioned turning Allan Parrish’s old, empty house into a Bed & Breakfast.
Does this sort of happen often?
No, I will not attempt to change my novelette any further. No, nuh-uh. Don’t get your hopes up, Ian and Gollum.